The gum under the chair sketch was quality. Not quite sure how I missed a Hot Dog guy squirting mustard in front of my hometown liquor store. I'll keep an eye out the next time I'm uptown in Maywood…

We love the show but were appalled to see the graphic sex scene in the bathroom stall on the Chairs show. We hoped that Dimitri Martin might be clever enough to create a show that smart, sensitive kids can watch with their families. At the very least, please consider elevating and honoring sex in the same way that you do with language, so there's an alternative to the garbage that others spew. Thanks.

this is the dumbest show i've ever seen in my entire life. i couldn't even get through 5 minutes of this crap. didn't laugh once.

First off, Demetri Martin you rock. Secondly, to anybody ragging on him, get a life really. If you don't like it don't watch it. I'm sure you are still capable of turning the channel, and if you are not then do the whole world a favor and swallow a bullet. If you don't get his humor or find him offensive, that's fine, he's not made for everybody. But get a life and don't go on here bad mouthing him. He's not about conformity, but you people are too ignorant to understand that. Well that's all I got to say. The show rocks, who cares if you stole a joke, everybody does it, and people who say they never have are full of themselves.

I do recall that joke from Mitch Hedberg but here's what I think: They're both so genius that they each thought of it separately….it's possible for two geniuses to have the same ideas! Oh and I used to love the power rangers but now I love this show!!! Wooo!!! hahaha Congrats Alissa!!

Re: Mitch Hedberg

Also, if you're a musician, you should probably refrain from using the D chord. Jimmy Hendirx used it, and he's dead, and he cannot defend himself. I'm talkin' to you, Kurt Cobain.

When will this guy die? That will be the day I laugh. He SUCKS so much I just simply do not have the words. And he STEALS JOCKS! What a jew!

OMG you are sooo right just like a jew to steal jocks! I always say keep all forms of jocks whether it be strap or the beefy man-type away from those jews! What could be worse other than Dane Cook who actually steals jokes from Demetri…. but at least he's not a jew right? Because than he would have to die and I would laugh like the ignorant uneducated ass that I am

If you're going to make fun of someone's spelling mistake, then try not to do it yourself.

hey Demetri I just wanted to say i'm a fan of your show and i think that you are soooooo cute and smart! i love it =)yeahhh your funny, cute, and intellegent like wow if you have a girlfriend or your married or what not you have a very lucky girl!!!!! =) xoxoxo muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh =)